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  • Yo mama''s so boring that not even her imaginary friends will play with  her. 
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  • Yo mama''s so black she sweats Bosco. 
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  • Yo mama''s so black, she went to night school and got marked absent. 
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  • Yo mama''s so white she thought Malcolm X was Malcolm the 10th. 
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  • Yo mama''s waist size and IQ are the same number! 
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  • Yo mama''s such a ho, her driveway''s got a sign that says "10 minute  parking." 
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  • Yo mama''s such a ho, she has seen more cock ends than weekends 
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  • Yo mama''s such a skank, when Santa Claus said "Ho Ho Ho" she went and  got two of her friends. 
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  • Yo mama''s so nasty, I called her on the phone and got an ear infection. 
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  • Yo mama''s so nasty, she pours salt water down her pants to keep the  crabs fresh. 
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  • Yo mama smells so bad, she made Right Guard turn left. 
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  • Yo mama smells so bad, she used Secret deodorant, and it told on her. 
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  • Yo mama smells so bad, she made Speed Stick slow down. 
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  • Yo mama smells so bad she made deodorant beg for mercy. 
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  • Yo mama''s so flat, she''s jealous of the wall. 
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  • Yo mama is so cross-eyed, she dropped a dime and picked up two nickels. 
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  • Yo mama''s so dirty, she has to sneak up on bath water. 
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  • Yo mama''s so cheap, she pinches a penny and Lincoln gets nosebleed. 
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  • Yo mama''s so dirty the car takes her to the carwash 
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  • Yo mama''s so dirty, Saddam Hussein uses her bathwater for his chemical  weapons 
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  • Yo mama''s such a bitch, when she had you, they were expecting a  puppy
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  • Yo mama''s like a brick, she''s flat on all sides, and gets laid by  Mexicans. 
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  • They''ve created a new Secret add, "strong enough for Yo mama but made  for a woman."