Funny Jokes To Past The Time - Yo Mama is sooooo old...

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Yo Mama is sooooo fat...
Yo Mama is sooooo hairy...
Yo Mama is sooooo old...
Yo Mama is sooooo ugly...
Yo Mama is sooooo poor...
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Yo mama is soooooo dumb..
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  • ... she has a wooden leg with a kickstand! 
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  • ... she farts dust. 
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  • ... she sat behind Jesus in the 5th grade. 
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  • ... when she was a kid, rainbows were in black-and-white. 
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  • ... she dreams reruns. 
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  • ... her tits squirt powdered milk. 
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  • ... her birth certificate is in hieroglyphics. 
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  • ... she was around when Baskin & Robin''s only had 2 flavors. 
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  • ... her social security number is 1. 
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  • ... I told her to act her age and she died. 
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  • ... she knew Burger King when he was still a prince. 
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  • ... she bussed tables at the Last Supper. 
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  • ... when I told her to act her age, she died. 
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  • ... when she went to school, history class hadn''t been invented yet. 
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  • ... she draws the attention of archeologists. 
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  • ... she went to a museum and king tut woke up and said " ma, is that  you?" 
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  • ... her prom theme was fire. 
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  • ... her high school photo is on a cave wall in France. 
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  • ... her first Christmas was the first Christmas.