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  • ... she looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock. 

 

  • ... she looks like a Ch-ch-ch-chia pet. 

 

  • ... when you were born, you got fucked up the ass 

 

  • ... when she went to the zoo they threw her in with the orangutans. 

 

  • ... she has to shave with a lawnmower. 

 

  • ... her ass look like Don King ''bout to bust out and yell "Only in  America!" 

 

  • ... she has afros on her nipples! 

 

  • ... I thought she was a Great Dane. 

 

  • ... she uses a garden rake to comb her hair. 

 

  • ... she makes Bigfoot look naked! 

 

  • ... she offends King Kong.