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- Yo mama''s so boring that not even her imaginary friends will play with her.
- Yo mama''s so black she sweats Bosco.
- Yo mama''s so black, she went to night school and got marked absent.
- Yo mama''s so white she thought Malcolm X was Malcolm the 10th.
- Yo mama''s waist size and IQ are the same number!
- Yo mama''s such a ho, her driveway''s got a sign that says "10 minute parking."
- Yo mama''s such a ho, she has seen more cock ends than weekends
- Yo mama''s such a skank, when Santa Claus said "Ho Ho Ho" she went and got two of her friends.
- Yo mama''s so nasty, I called her on the phone and got an ear infection.
- Yo mama''s so nasty, she pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
- Yo mama smells so bad, she made Right Guard turn left.
- Yo mama smells so bad, she used Secret deodorant, and it told on her.
- Yo mama smells so bad, she made Speed Stick slow down.
- Yo mama smells so bad she made deodorant beg for mercy.
- Yo mama''s so flat, she''s jealous of the wall.
- Yo mama is so cross-eyed, she dropped a dime and picked up two nickels.
- Yo mama''s so dirty, she has to sneak up on bath water.
- Yo mama''s so cheap, she pinches a penny and Lincoln gets nosebleed.
- Yo mama''s so dirty the car takes her to the carwash
- Yo mama''s so dirty, Saddam Hussein uses her bathwater for his chemical weapons
- Yo mama''s such a bitch, when she had you, they were expecting a puppy.
- Yo mama''s like a brick, she''s flat on all sides, and gets laid by Mexicans.
- They''ve created a new Secret add, "strong enough for Yo mama but made for a woman."
